Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about something that had happened “after you came to our school." He told me he'd gone to our school for every grade. I'd just never noticed him. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
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Top comments
JustJumped 22
So he got you in the end, how sweet :)
AwkwardPimp 5
Stalking pays off I guess.....
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amifaiyaz 12
Still a better love story than twilight.
gabbi630 16
Still a better lovestory than twilight.
graphicstyle7 17
Funny how things that used to be seen as actually Romantic are now seen as "stalking". Here's a hint, if someone likes you and hangs around you some, walks by your house a few times but does not bother you, and generally acts like he or she is smitten... it's actually called HAVING A CRUSH. One thing I tend to dislike about some young people is you are such delicate flowers. You're so used to having everything calculated to the minute degree so you never, ever get hurt or risk anything and you respond to certain, formerly harmless things as if they are some sort of evil plot .... jeez. So, this guy had a major crush on you forever - because I don't hear that he did you any harm at all before or actually did anything besides "look creepy" and think romantic thoughts about you that you did not happen to return. That does not make him a "stalker", it means he's really into you.
MexicanGinger 5
As long as he isn't creepy from back then, congrats! :)
Damitol 3
Here here!! #145! Good call! He was probably shy too! I looked like a geek/ need in High school and was extremely shy. Being judged on looks alone hurts.
kalenedog 11
seems like graphicstyle7 used to be a stalker. lol.. why else would someone feel so passionatley about it.
kacironi 13
well he's no stranger anymore
FrankHotpants 31
Can't be that creepy if you've been with him that long
hannahsnyder69 16
Can't even begin to decide if that's creepy or romantic
OnyxChronic 9
Wow his stealth stalking abilities are amazing.