By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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medical 0

I always thought Barbies were better than Bratz. Bratz looked waaaaaaaaaay more like hookers. haha And how does your 5 year old know what a hooker is?

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waynesworld_fml 0

You know kids these days, easily inspired

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cmac86 23

smart kid for having that vocabulary already and recognizing(sp?) that's what Barbie is.

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crazysk8guy 0

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CFR 0

I don't think she knew what a hooker was...maybe she heard someone refer to Barbie as hooker hmm? It certainly wouldn't be that far fetched.

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aback 4

Better to find out now than when she's 13.

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maximumoverdrive 0

she probably heard it from her father, maybe about the mother

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cherry_blossom 0

eh..my friend wanted to be a stripper when she was that age. it's just a phase.

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bosco_kk 0

Maybe she means something else...kids always do that.

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