By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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meganick13 0

Ok now that is just comedy gold!!

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Luna_LoveIsGood 0

holy sh*t! does she know what a hooker is? and that's why i dislike the 'Barbie' dolls. no one has that body, but it makes little girls idolize it

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dorkasaur 0

Bahahahaha children Though I'd wash her mouth out

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bayybee 0

How does she know what a hooker is? Maybe if she was... 7 or so, that'd be believable. Or if she has siblings talking about hookers around her, then she'd just parrot it back. I work with little kids and have a five year old brother; none of them have ever seemed... old enough, i guess to know what anything about sex is

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alex_vik 0

She probably knows what a hooker is because of Barbie and Bratz dolls.

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mdoglover 0

Wow, I didn't find out what a hooker was until I was 12. And I certainly don't aspire to be one. D:

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LoveMeTURBO 0

maybe she doesnt really know what a hooker is

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xoxo9171 0

um how does she even know what a hooker is?

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coheedandcambria 0

Me too...haha

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