By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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CourtneeMalakian 0

i think this is fake.. :/

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testing_fml 0

YDI for thinking this is a problem. The kid obviously wouldn't understand what that means.

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estarian_jem 0

Haha I once said I wanted to be a pole dancer to my parents because I thought it looked really fun and cool.. It took me a fair while to realise why the looks on their faces were so awkward...

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Jayyyrad 0

Ok if this is true, don't sit there and blame the parent. If she;s in kindergarten do you know what kind of crap they learn from the older kids? Bu anyway, glad to see she has a stable career choice in mind.........

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legs_etc_ 0

haha! me too! I made a song about wanting to work in a particular tavern (with neon lights and moving neon GIRLS GIRLS pictures etc) my mother literally swerved and went noooooooooo

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Suckstbeyou 0

hahahaha great! kids usually follow in their parents footsteps. ;)

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lucksnothear1 0

finally someone got the true meaning of Barbie!

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aback 4

Actually, if you explain to her that hookers are women who suck on men's dicks for money, that should cure her of that idea. On the other hand, if it still sounds great to her, well, FYL.

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MessyPaint 0

Well.. given that you almost NEVER become what you aspired to be as a kid (anyone above 20 can attest to this), I'd say she has even less of a chance than normal of becoming a hooker. Not FYL or YDI, but I still lol'd.

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