By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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F_Y_Comments 0

More like **** Barbie's life - A five year old sees beyond the slutty exterior. When your daughter wants to be a crack ***** like Barbie, that's when a parent can **** their parenting life. Til then seems you have an astute daughter with sound musical intelligence and ambition!

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Im_Insane 0

Just because her kid said that, does not mean she is a bad mother. Kids repeat what they here. ex: My 3 year old brother told me to **** off the other day. He has no idea what it means, he just copies what he hears.

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anna123456123456 7

I'm sure that she doesn't even kno what that means... Don't worry

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Scorponok 0

Did you tell her to reach for her goals and never look back?

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Weil 0

Holy shit, is this the future of humanity? **** your stupid kid. You should never EVER let your children watch Barbie or any of that nonsense.

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MIKENYC 0

Good luck in the future

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