Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my 5-year-old daughter said "Mommy, why doesn't anyone wanna marry you?" I've been asking myself the same question for all too many years. FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, while in line for my prescription, my daughter was interrogating the man behind us. I'm a single mother. She asked the man, "Do you think my mom is pretty? Want to go on a date with her?" When he told her he was married, she replied, "So? You can get a divorce." FML
Today, I told my son and daughter that their father and I were getting a divorce. They each responded with something like, "Yay! I want to live with Daddy! He buys better presents!" Their father has literally never bought anything for them, one of the many reasons I'm divorcing him. FML
Today, my five year-old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML
Today, my daughter came over, furiously ranting that her husband had asked for a divorce. During the conversation, I asked what she did to make him happy. She glared at me and yelled, "It's not my job to make my husband happy!" I'm on her husband's side after that. FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
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BrittanyPernell6 0
what a screwed up loser he doesn't deserve you or your little girl
Carpy 8
Blurting that out was uncalled for especially in front of his own daughter. OP, best of luck ripping him dry with child support. You & your daughter deserve better. FYL
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MamaKay08 0
the post doesn't state how the little girl heard her father say it.. for all we know he could have been on the phone with someone not knowing she was in the room. and maybe he realized that her mother would take better care of her than he would, which would make sense of him wanting her to have their daughter. that being said, divorce sucks no matter what the reasons behind it are. Good Luck OP! take care.
SapphireSympathy 7
when I read this, my jaw dropped! What a horrible thing for him to have said to his 5 year old daughter! D: **** his life.
TheDrifter 24
I see that everyone is hating him for telling the child. What do you all expect? That she will never figgure out that he's gone? That years of hearing her mother spew vitriol about him is healthier than him telling her that he's leaving? The child is always involved in a divorce no matter which parent tells her. On the bright side, if she thinks now that he hates her and wants out if her life, op isn't going to surprise her or have to change her mind with the decade of hatred for her ex that's coming. Every child that grew up with a divorced mother already knows that she will tell the child that the father is the scum of the earth and that he hated her and wanted her gone anyhow.
geeksaresexy 18
Drifter, my mum never told me bad things about my dad. My dad spent a lot of time slagging off my mum though. Two can play at that game so **** off you knob..
Iriz 0
sorry about that, it must really suck but u n ur lil girl diserv much bettr... I can't beliv he would let his Lil girl hear him say that, wat an idiot... I agree with everyone drain all his money, not for reveng but for ur Lil girl (: start her college fund with it :)
Late_night83 25
wow. he is pretty ****** up.
geeksaresexy 18
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geeksaresexy 18
**** you FML stop posting my comments in the wrong ******* place!!!!
deefan101 11
ohhhh I'm sorry!!! your poor little girl!
mamak_fml 0
What... a... LOSER!!! Bleed him dry- take him for everything he has, recognize he was never worthy of you, cry and move on! I wish you and your baby girl the best!
Sparkiee93 3
That's ******. Good riddance to bad rubbish, anyone who would do something like that to their child (knowing it will screw them up one day) break the news to a spouse in such a disrespectful manor, and doesn't love their own child enough to at the very least want to be with them after ripping apart their family, doesn't deserve a wife or a child. Go show him what by getting into the best shape of your life, if you have the financial means to do so buy yourself a new wardrobe, get a makeover, get your daughter into the best school you can find; and this summer you and your daughter should go on a 5 star vacation, take a cruise, go to Disneyland.
YayaInLalaLand 0
So, I'm trying to find someone's opinion on why they YDI-ed this, but I can't find any. I think trolls just go around and YDI everything. Oh well. Just a thought. FYL. Best of luck(:
MrHartmann_fml 0
wow.. what a bummer
LoganHFX 0
aw too bad and a great idea for a divorce, good because I'm from the proposal ideas