TJRoy
Surry Hills, Australia
Today, my father tried to excuse his alcoholism by saying that his stomach stops working, and he needs to drink vodka to get it started again. FML
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badmandilon 19
Just like gasoline for a car.
seholland 11
He gets the rumblies in his tummy, only Vodka can satisfy
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ranger2867 16
My dad was the same way it will get better!
Matheo_fml 21
Or it can get worse...
Roger_DMND 6
Fuel for the body is all.
gearhead369 20
I'm sorry your dad is an alcoholic, it can be really hard on everyone. All the best OP
man_in_black08 28
If he keeps this up, tell him there might be a time his brain will stop working, and ya, alcohol wont be able to bring it back to work.
BergerL 13
Your father is cute !
XxDanno316xX 27
Alcohol won't fix your problems. But hey, neither will milk ;-)
siggy_mcsigx 22
Yea... I hate this line when addressing real alcoholism (as someone with an alcoholic parent) This line is meant as a joke/silly status. I hate to be a super serious stick in the mud, but OP isn't going through a joke.
XxDanno316xX 27
If OP is in such a serious situation I'm sure they would be contacting some form of therapy or counselling for their parent. Or try planning a intervention. Not posting on fml. Yes it is a joke and this site is not exactly the most serious sites on the net... So perhaps you should calm yourself
Myo_fml 20
Even if they do schedule an intervention or help, it won't matter. ops dad will have to want to stop to get better.
dcam13 19
encourage him to get treatment and don't enable his alcoholism. sadly that's all you can do. the rest is up to him.
Thoricsteam20 24
liar
Thoricsteam20 24
Your father is a liar.
Silk_Routes 14
one spoon of vodka will work dad!
Myo_fml 20
just a spoonful of vodka helps the medicine go down... okay, that's terrible.