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kfrizzle2 4
Mom: SURPRISE!!! OP: *Punches* Mom: Whats wrong with you, it's me! OP: *Punches harder*
jrock94 0
Today, I decided to throw my son a surprise party. When I yelled surprise, he punched me in the face. FML
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asthenia85 0
that is ******* hilarious
duchesse427 0
i'm sorry, that's ******* hysterical. damn i can't stop laughing
Shiggle 0
Kodak moment.
RunZoneFive 0
That sucks a lot dude, I feel for ya. I agree with the guy before me too
asttro_boy 0
Aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha! LOVE IT!
headbuster310 0
Nice move, stupid
yaaan 0
hahah funny as.. but not an fml
shanyo 0
No you did not! hahahah
PredyJessica 0
its called reflex! but lol poor woman!
Juliiaaa 0
LMFAO at 14