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kfrizzle2 4
Mom: SURPRISE!!! OP: *Punches* Mom: Whats wrong with you, it's me! OP: *Punches harder*
jrock94 0
Today, I decided to throw my son a surprise party. When I yelled surprise, he punched me in the face. FML
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Comments (157)
casscontagious 0
ahaha. #48 has a good point :P when im surprised i just shriek for too long.
Sakeyaki 0
...Wow. On a side note--this just made me think of Andy Samberg.
kfrizzle2 4
Lol from the SNL video? Me too!! That was sooo funny. Bon Jovi punch! Full Recovery! Ahaha
bdogg 0
Whatever, she probably deserved it
shaPOW 0
why does everyone on this website punch people when they're startled?
superunknown 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..i'm sorry
Loe_307 0
Hey sometimes you gotta punch mom in the face like daddy does.
uptown_girl 0
Haha... Well, was she okay at least?
leftie 0
this is awesome
KnOcOuT 0
What you should have done was drop to the ground and get in the cradle positon. That would have gone over real well. =)
SweetHostage74 0
LMAO That's hilarious!