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Today, my family threw me a surprise party. I was so surprised I punched my mom in the face when she screamed SURPRISE! FML

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Mom: SURPRISE!!! OP: *Punches* Mom: Whats wrong with you, it's me! OP: *Punches harder*

Today, I decided to throw my son a surprise party. When I yelled surprise, he punched me in the face. FML

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Falcon Pawnch? (btw its supposed to be spelled wrong)

You jack-ass. It's your MOTHER!!! Who'd you expect? Bride of chucky? No it's NOT a normal reaction. y'ever heard of jumping? Screaming? Fainting like a real woman/man? I wouldn't be surprised if she'd knocked your teeth out. Hell, I would. TAKE SOME ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES.

ok now thats just sad

punch? I'd round-house the closest people that yelled surprise! But then again I'd probably realize it's safe after the first one

lmao d.a

1# Hahaha! why?! cuz it's a natural reflex morom -,-

the only legitimate reason that he punch is he heard " hey, hey 'op', hey" op" what!" "knife!"

My family learned not to surprise me the same way because my natural reaction is to hit someone who jumps out at me.

that must have been one hell of a freaky surprise yell

I'd like a slow mo replay of that.