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kfrizzle2 4
Mom: SURPRISE!!! OP: *Punches* Mom: Whats wrong with you, it's me! OP: *Punches harder*
jrock94 0
Today, I decided to throw my son a surprise party. When I yelled surprise, he punched me in the face. FML
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J_C_maldonado 9
LMAO!!! B
SaintJimmy21 19
Dude, fHl, not yours!
theotherguyss 3
Falco... PUNCH
ohkay12 11
Ouch! No hard feelings though right?
dedanjel 33
I look at this and can only think, "blue-eyed Mom musta cheated on blue-eyed Dad to get those little brown-eyed babies"