By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 16:14 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 569
You deserved it 3 376

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Say it's in the same place as all your lost birthday and holiday presents from him

Tell him its up his ass if he wants to be so rude.

Comments

Datchick99 4

Wow i would have been like where's all my birthday gifts then huh?!?

Sounds like something my dad would do. #somedadssuck

Druu 53

Ask him where your father is.

thatgirlincali 13

Say I'm sorry who are you again?

Just get him some free lotion from a hotel you were saying at.

Wow...that's one messed up dad you got there!

Tell him to stop ******* up your birthdays first

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