boipucci
East Brunswick, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my drug dealer was the only one who wished me a happy birthday. FML
Today, my drug dealer was the only one who wished me a happy birthday. FML
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boipucci 1
OP here. Thanks to the actual birthday wishes. Didn't do anything special, but thanks nonetheless.
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emi_alejandra 23
Happy Birthday, Op!
sarika 18
Hey, at least he remembered!
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cutcut1 10
Yo this post is two years old but it makes me legitimately angry seeing all these people straight up blaming you for not getting wished happy birthday for what I’m sure is weed. Idiots, I was prescribed cannabis for daily nausea and my inability to eat at 16 years old and would have been hospitalized without it. Disgusting, disgusting human beings for judging this person for it. You think I could get it legally right away? No, it can be incredibly difficult to attain even for those who genuinely require it. So yes, people have to buy it from drug dealers. No, how dare you say it’s a good reason for people not to wish you happy birthday. ******* invalids.