boipucci
East Brunswick, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my drug dealer was the only one who wished me a happy birthday. FML
Today, my drug dealer was the only one who wished me a happy birthday. FML
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boipucci 1
OP here. Thanks to the actual birthday wishes. Didn't do anything special, but thanks nonetheless.
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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emi_alejandra 23
Happy Birthday, Op!
sarika 18
Hey, at least he remembered!
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Comments (136)
ViviChenny 19
Did you get a birthday discount?
Mr_Mole 24
Having a drug dealer could be the reason people don't remember your birthday. Put more effort into friends and family than in scoring.
Supersammy24 5
Maybe nobody the fact you have a drug dealer is the reason nobody wished you happy birthday
bananabuttz 11
Best customer satisfaction
tinytyler 12
Sometimes it's the ones you least expect. Hope you had a good one OP!
CharlotteColeman 6
Possibly because of the drugs? Might be time to quit and make some friends instead
CuteKoalaGirl 18
Happy Birthday! Hope you do something fun, even if belated.
datlof 2
you should keep that dealer
petert71 10
Perhaps the fact that you're so close to your drug dealer that he knows your birthday is one of the reasons nobody else wants to be around you. Get rid of the dealer and get your shit together.
missbrit818 20
That's what you get for doing drugs