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boipucci East Brunswick, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my drug dealer was the only one who wished me a happy birthday. FML

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OP here. Thanks to the actual birthday wishes. Didn't do anything special, but thanks nonetheless.

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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emi_alejandra 23

Happy Birthday, Op!

Hey, at least he remembered!

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Now THAT is customer service! Happy birthday!!!!

happy birthday

Happy birthday!

Last year I got an extra point on my birthday, he jokingly said I should pay double on his birthday

Happy birthday, and lay off the drugs!

Maybe if you stopped doing drugs you'd have more friends.

Talk about a loner stoner

So the only one that does matter, amirite?