By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
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MURIKKA 11

"******* son of a bitch. I'll teach him to leave me home alone!"

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ellytoad 13

What is WITH dogs, seriously?

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cadyt1234 11

Fur, puke, poop, burps, huge messes, awful farts, and lots of love :) hahaha that's what's with dogs. OH yes. Also, depending on the dog, a loyal protector to fend off predators.

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Kingbreezy04 10

Damn she ate a broom? Who do you have as a pet, Clifford the big red dog?

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SeepingSarcasm 7

Hope it wasn't the Nimbus2001 broom? I've heard those are rather expensive!

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cadyt1234 11

That is something that my dog does all the time

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lisakin 13

Try putting chocolate in your trash. I'm sure that'll get it to stop(:

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SkyyEatsAirplane 11

Sure, if you want to come home and find your dog dead.

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brocolli_50 0

This is why I don't own one!!! Tooo much trouble

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