By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
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MURIKKA 11

"******* son of a bitch. I'll teach him to leave me home alone!"

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sjdbeinska 4

how do you sweep up dog puke with a broom anyway

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PhishloverA 14

Brooms are a good source of protein

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zero91 4

bring your dog to a vet

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perdix 29

Now, the cat that ditched its owner in favor for some demented old lady doesn't seem like such an asshole anymore. Hope that cat doesn't end up like the other 14 ;(

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Swift4Life 13

Should've got a cat.

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vladimirjames 5

...you're dogs gettin high if she's got that bad of the munchies

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ripjohnlennon 5

You sir, are the owner of a horse, not a dog.

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Rairi 23

Sounds like Rantanplan...

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skyeyez9 24

My dog died yesterday. At least you have your dog as naughty as it is. Mine was like that at times and I'd get irritated at the messes he made, but now I'd gladly clean up the messes cause that would mean he'd still be here with me.

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outoftown 26

Sorry for your loss, skyeyez9. Treasure those memories, so you can laugh about them later.

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