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Married2handsome Palm Bay, United States

Today, my daughter found out what happens when my husband watches Mythbusters and doesn't heed the disclaimer to "Not try this at home." He feels bad about her cut face, but says he's proud he can throw a playing card that hard. FML

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Married2handsome 13

Yes, he's a cool dad! No, it was certainly NOT on purpose. :) Although she says it hurt, she too thought it funny and requested I place it as a FB status and FML!

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SamSwebb 24

Ouch! Hope your daughter is ok! but that is kinda cool...

FALLENSEBZERO 16

You may call your daughter The Joker now!

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YeahYeahYeahOK 6

I've been able to do that with a playing card since I was about 12. (About 1976 far before mythbusters). He needs to really get over himself. A cut in his daughters face? I wobder... would he feel as proud if he had hit her eye?

ImmaEatYouXx 10

I love Mythbusters . Also I hope the kid's ok but that's an impressive throw xD

rock78_fml 6

Get the baby and run before it's too late!

fireysaje 10

Infinite brownie points to whoever knows what episode he was trying to duplicate

Omegamike101 7

Jesus u married a moron. "Do not try this at home because you can get a playing card lodged in your daughter's face"

piercethemarni 4

He just made "Father of the Year".

usernamees_suck 1

You seem okay with it, Married2handsome.

AwkGirl 9

There are no words.

SaoriKichi 4

......Do you perchance live with a young and angsty man named Seto Kaiba?

HUGBUG 23

I saw the episode!