Married2handsome
Palm Bay, United States
Today, my daughter found out what happens when my husband watches Mythbusters and doesn't heed the disclaimer to "Not try this at home." He feels bad about her cut face, but says he's proud he can throw a playing card that hard. FML
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SamSwebb 24
Ouch! Hope your daughter is ok! but that is kinda cool...
FALLENSEBZERO 16
You may call your daughter The Joker now!
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D3ATHZ3RO 15
What a tool
SexPot143 13
I would KILL my hubby if he did that to my kids. What the hell was he thinking?! Use a watermelon or some other type of fruit for chirsts sake.
annie_nk 23
The way you worded that, I pictured the dad throwing watermelons instead of cards.
zebraowl 8
Child abuse and people would 'KILL' their husband , seriously people ever heard of an accident ? And like op said it certainly was not on purpose throwing a card is like throwing a frisbee , You can't guarantee where it's going to go , little girl just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time . Settle down lol
Brock_Dudeson 11
Ahh accidentally hit i deserve sorry man wish i could take that back
dwvork 6
damn, and I was just in a discussion today that those disclaimers aren't needed, because people cant possibly be that stupid...fml
jmcr 27
Ppl are that stupid even with the disclaimer those things arent there for our good its so they dont get sued for stupid ppl trying to copy them
ViviMage 40
HIDE THE FROZEN CHICKEN!!!
smurfdoll 8
He was a jerk , good riddance (:
JACKxRAWR 22
Wooosh! That's the sound of you skim-reading the FML and going straight in for a comment.
Abominations 7
Kinky grandma going out in style! Put it next to her urn.
davincidasecond 24
Wrong fml ...
Kagrish 9
We call it child abuse. Your husband is an asshole.
What_the_hell70 0
Your husband is an asshole.