By Hard in flip flops - 21/01/2018 06:00

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Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

If it's any consolation, he's if anything even more scarred by the whole situation than you are.

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sadCowboysfan 20

That must have been awful for all of you. Now that it’s happened, I guess you’ll be more on your toes to stop it from happening again

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mssileas 25

Still trying to figure out whether you were fantasizing bout your boyfriend sucking your toes, or if the boyfriend is flexible enough to suck at his own toes cause it gets you off to watch that haha Family dinners are lit atm I guess?

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thatslifeiguess7 16

Don't parents knock? Or kids lock doors? I am a parent and my kids and I have boundaries after a certain age.

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MrsBugi 21

Oh wow. I say this is a FML for your dad. That is something a parent never wants to see! lol

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JudgeComrade 17

I'm just curious about OP's sex.

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Pandafruit 8

Probably a boy since the term used was “jerking off”

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CoyoteOldOne 17

Could have been worse. He could have walked in _after_ your boyfriend put his toes in your mouth, when you were busy singing Hallelujah.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I smell a foot fetish. So... no locks on the doors?

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Guard_Girl 2

That ******* sucks

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wj__1121 5

Why didn’t you lock your door?

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