wiper
Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Cheapskate
Today, my entire family of five is sharing one roll of toilet paper. My parents refuse to buy any, because my father can get it free from his work. He's forgotten to bring any home every day without fail for the past seven days. FML
Anonymous
Maple Ridge, Canada
Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML
airhead2015
Morristown, United States
Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom for my parents to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, "THE FINAL TEST." FML
hellishome
Dad priorities
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
alynn
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Scams galore
Today, I moved out of my apartment and thought it would be nice to leave the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom for the next tenant. I later got a notice from the management that I was being charged $50 for leaving behind "personal items." FML
Anonymous
"Shit ticket for one"
Today, my household ran out of toilet paper so we have to shower after every dump. My mom just confessed that she does in fact have money for shit tickets, but won't buy any because it's the only way she can get my brother to shower. FML
hannahg
Romulus, United States
Today, my dad yelled at me for being irresponsible while he watched me fold his laundry. FML
hobo
Chilliwack, Canada
Today, I woke up to "we're leaving". I'm now homeless because my Dad and his girlfriend got into an argument over toilet paper. FML
ohaifml
United States
Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
Ally
*shrinks into corner*
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
Top comments
DontModMeDammit 10
use his pillow case...
officeradvil 8
I think the real FML is that OP can't afford 50 cents.
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Comments (111)
FlyingLazerWALRU 0
Well, how much TP do you use? I assume he's not just doing it for ***** and giggles.
rainport 0
thats kinda cheeap if you cant aford 50c : ( but serioulsy take something of his or just wash ur ass in the shower
darlingdorkface 0
The signs of hard economic times are becoming more and more apparent. I bet your grandparents could remember a time when their parents charged them 2 cents a roll!
kobiman 0
just give him fifty cents and wipe yo ass
supdudeimdanny 0
you must poop alot
venom2421 10
use his clothes
Emmy_The_Great 2
He should charge a dollar.
tboudre 0
what a bargain! resell it for a profit!
kcmjlopez 0
If that's all you are paying to contribute in your house and aren't a kid/pre-teen I'd say that's not too bad. ^_-
Arya1990 7
Pretty cheap as TP goes....still FYL.