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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 20:39 - Denmark

Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML

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By fmylife. - 29/11/2010 18:02 - Canada

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By Ashley - 02/12/2012 10:16 - United States - Huntington Beach

Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML

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By coolcucumber - 10/09/2010 20:40 - United States

Today, my dad squirted water at me. Fortunately, I blocked it. Unfortunately, I blocked it with my new $200 camera. FML

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Thursday 23 September 2010 1:17

does your dad have a long history of retardation?

Astroman129 7

Thursday 23 September 2010 1:16

Wow. Some intelligence he has...

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uns211 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:23

YDI for buying iCrap

schurm82 4

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:50

FYL because he made you.

rocky21 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:52

it should have electricuted his ass!

rocky21 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:52

it should have electricuted his ass!

EpicPwnageGuy 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:53

just get a huge bowl of rice it will b fine n like 2 to 3 days that's what I did

BrightSidegirl82 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:04

that's horrible

pandap_fml 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:19

i hve a idea burn his car and say i tought it was watr proof ;)

extradorkyloser 4

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:20

you look familiar, I think I know you hmmmmm

wolfrahm 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:27

The worst part probably is that 50% of your genes af his, and thus you are also a darwin award candidate, nomatter how much you shower.

terror_twins 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 10:31

I know he's your dad, but just punch him. haha.

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