Love and School: Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told...

By hcditfi5foygy - 23/07/2018 19:04

Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2021 05:01 - United States - Gilbert

Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 05:01

Today, my crush came up to me at a college party and said "I like you." I tried to be cool and said sarcastically, "Thank you. I like myself too. That was a wonderful prank." He was amazed, and asked me how I knew it was a prank. FML

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By SY5623 - 12/08/2015 00:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I got all excited because I thought my crush was flirting with me, when in actuality she was taking advantage of me liking her so she and her friends could make fun of my speech impediment. FML

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By Random - 04/04/2017 07:00 - Canada - Langley

Today, I told my crush, who I've liked for a while, that I liked him. He looked at me in pure terror and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 14:00

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my crush how I feel about them. I poured my heart out, only for them to tell me that they're already seeing someone else. To make matters worse, they then asked me for advice on how to impress their new partner. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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By hannah - 15/09/2012 22:16 - New Zealand - Timaru

Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A little while after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I told the woman that I've had a crush on for some time how I felt. She laughed so hard that water sprayed from her nose and hit me in the face. FML

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Thursday 12 July 2018 5:46

Should have replied "aw I'm glad because I was just feeling sorry for you" and walked away. Don't let this bring you down

Glowworm56 26

Monday 23 July 2018 19:42

Being paid to mess with someone's feelings is downright cruel.

Comments

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 24 July 2018 0:01

Ouch that sucks I hope they feel guilty for being an asshole.

interesting33 36

Tuesday 24 July 2018 0:50

that is horrible. They are so not worth it if they will happily do something like that. Even if they thought you would say no. it is not ok

interesting33 36

Tuesday 24 July 2018 0:53

unfortunately my saying this won't necessarily help, but I think a lot of people have had that experience OP. you are not alone and you are desirable Anne attractive. Please don't let this make you think that anyone who asks you out or shows interest in you in the future is doing .the same. They aren't. there is also nothing wrong with you. many people are treated like this, because the asshats who do this need someone to "prank".

Sinshine 28

Tuesday 24 July 2018 1:17

You think a lot of people get pranked with fake love confessions? What?

interesting33 36

Tuesday 24 July 2018 16:41

I know that in school for example, it does happen where people ask someone out as a dare or a joke. and the person will foreven struggle.to believe someone is genuine if they are asked out in the future.

whaatnoo 5

Tuesday 24 July 2018 1:55

I’m very confused... they? How many crushes do you have that declared their love to you ? Am I reading this wrong ?

QueenSaru 28

Tuesday 24 July 2018 2:48

They can be used as the singular as well. ie 'they went to the store' could be replaced with 'George went to the store'. It's not always plural usage.

QueenSaru 28

Tuesday 24 July 2018 4:30

Actually it's not. If someone said to you, "Hey where's Sue?" You could correctly answer, "They went to get a drink." Magically, that does not make Susan suddenly more than one person. Also, you can be plural. If you saw a group of people and said, "Hey you over there!" you wouldn't be singling one person out of the group, you'd be addressing them all.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 24 July 2018 5:15

@goober96, “they” being only plural is old-school. Now, it is apparently acceptable to use they/them/their as a gender-neutral singular program. I don’t make the rules — I am just letting you know what is going on.

PenguinPal3017 19

Tuesday 24 July 2018 16:51

Some people go by "they" these days.

LadyRunic 10

Tuesday 24 July 2018 16:56

Doesn't matter what you accept or don't.Languages change and evolve over time. For example 'awful' used to be aweful. As in 'Filled with awe'. Now it means something is terrible. The fact it is now being used in such a way is common thing and thus an example of the aforementioned evolution. That society has accepted it has made it a 'rule' that they can also be singular as well as plural.