Work: Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 19:27 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my coworker cornered me in the office bathroom and insisted that, because she's been watching me, I use the bathroom too quickly and must not be washing my hands, and that I have to wash them from now on. FML

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By leanne - 16/12/2020 17:58 - United States - Denver

Today, I said hi to my coworker and she immediately yelled, "Get your gross unwashed hands out of my face!" I wash my hands compulsively and they were nowhere near her face. FML

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Mind your own business

By :(( - 30/05/2013 21:18 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, in a public restroom, an elderly lady started bitching me out for not washing my hands. I was so intimidated that I did so under her accusing watch. I'm quite intolerant to many soaps, and I now have a horrible rash on my left hand because I was too frightened to explain. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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Gross out

By Ewt - 06/12/2019 05:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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Keep it clean

By germy germs - 01/07/2021 19:01 - United States

Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML

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By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham

Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML

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Negotiations

By Anonymous - 22/09/2020 17:01

Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 00:17 - Israel

Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML

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By mugres22 - 17/08/2013 05:11 - United States - Pacoima

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML

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CommanderConcord 17

Wednesday 8 June 2016 10:40

Well, have you been washing your hands?

may14th 26

Wednesday 8 June 2016 10:34

Why doesn't she just come in the bathroom with you to make sure you do? Seems you don't have much privacy anyway.

Comments

elmacho 7

Wednesday 8 June 2016 21:05

was she one of the 3 secretaries that time peoples bathroom usage?

Qabhadmus 13

Wednesday 8 June 2016 21:39

creep

amsterdamgirl 20

Wednesday 8 June 2016 21:56

CREEPY! ! ! !

DatBlueDerp 13

Wednesday 8 June 2016 22:03

Walk up to her and wipe your hands all over her face

UserDoesExist 13

Wednesday 8 June 2016 22:28

Does this FML have anything to do with 3 secretaries and spreadsheets?

ar2ag3on 4

Wednesday 8 June 2016 22:40

Did you punch her in the throat?

samomaha 17

Wednesday 8 June 2016 23:50

Good grief - what's next? Timing bathroom breaks on spreadsheets?

vh_musiclover 16

Thursday 9 June 2016 1:12

I wonder if she's using a spreadsheet.

SomeRandomUser 19

Thursday 9 June 2016 5:01

Ask your secretary to take a look at today's spreadsheet.

vandj8 9

Thursday 9 June 2016 20:06

Ask her if she'd like to smell your hands. That's what I do to my 6 year olds to prove they've washed their hands, and sure enough, I can smell the soap.