Love: Today, my cousin started sending sarcastic love messages to me....

By wth? - 13/12/2013 15:10 - United Kingdom - Rotherham

Today, my cousin started sending sarcastic love messages to me. I replied, with even cheesier lines. Then she rang me saying she was so glad I felt the same way. Turns out she wasn't being sarcastic. FML

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By crucets - 06/10/2010 04:37 - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

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You OK mom?

By today - 09/09/2021 12:01 - United States - Denver

Today, I woke up in a good mood, and I excitedly shared with my mom that I was in a "wonderful mood." Her response was to yell at me because she’s "had it with my fucking sarcasm." She refuses to believe I wasn’t being sarcastic. Day ruined. FML

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By awkwardpaul - 22/11/2013 10:18 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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Everyone's a critic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML

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By Dummy - 10/11/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh. After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years. FML

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By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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Weirdo

By whateven333 - 18/02/2015 04:02 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML

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By schellbytheseashore - 21/02/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML

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By OhJoy - 02/11/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML

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Friday 13 December 2013 18:23

Oh damn... Time to explain some things OP

thisiswilli_fml 5

Friday 13 December 2013 18:24

Sounds like you guys will have an awkward moment during Christmas parties this year.

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ProudLesbian97 3

Saturday 14 December 2013 17:58

It's kinda messed up that more states allow you to marry your cousin than they do same sex

RadicalViews 6

Saturday 14 December 2013 22:47

Well, that's awkward. Should make for lots of awkward family reunions. Among other things. Oh, and I bet she'll love getting to spend Christmas with you.

Lafayo 9

Saturday 14 December 2013 22:50

sounds like a family guy episode based in the south.. I'VE GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS

SasquatchDeluxe 10

Sunday 15 December 2013 0:33

Do you happen to live in West Virginia?

jus7incredibl3 3

Sunday 15 December 2013 3:56

Aaaaaand that is why messaging can suck.

bobsanction 18

Sunday 15 December 2013 4:02

Think of it this way: You're so sexy even your family can't resist.

ZR1fan1029 2

Sunday 15 December 2013 6:31

Man, makes me dating my friends cousin seem normal

MzZombicidal 36

Sunday 15 December 2013 14:38

...That IS normal. You're not related.

KingreX32 21

Sunday 15 December 2013 13:36

well shit................................

AirBusDriver 23

Sunday 15 December 2013 20:18

Funny, if my cousin and I were not cousins we would be bangin on each other in a heartbeat! She is a 10 in anyones eyes!! I see how it could happen OP, just have the discipline to not for ***** sake!!