Today, my class had a very important meeting about workplace safety. I thought I led some of my classmates to the meeting very well, until they informed me that I accidentally ran a red light on the way there. They brought this infraction up during the class every chance they got. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML
Today, while at an important meeting at work, I got to watch helplessly as a police officer gave me a parking meter ticket. Added to that my boss chewed me out for "never paying attention and staring out the window during meetings". FML
Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, I got into a fender bender on my way to an important meeting. The damage to my car was minimal, but I was so flustered that I ended up getting lost and arrived late to the meeting. To make matters worse, I'd forgotten my notes in the car and had to wing it. Needless to say, the meeting didn't go well. FML
Today, I woke up early and rushed to work to get to our first weekly safety meeting. I was the only one that remembered. FML
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Therid 22
Well, you ceartainly got the lime light, didn't you? That doesn't really work, does it..
creditless 14
you clearly were just showing them a real life example of what NOT to do... they passed
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childproofpizza 19
last time I ran a red light, it was on a highway for no reason, there was nobody the other way, and I was following basically a convoy of about 5 cars, of whom none stopped. I didn't even see the light because of the trailer in front of me and my SUV windshield that is basically straight up. I pay much more attention now.
jbuckets_404 39
The training topic is Workplace Safety, not Roadway Safety - unless your office area is situated on the roadway somewhere.... /s
jbuckets_404 39
OP, give 'em kudos for being alert to changing conditions during working hours! (You were testing their situ awareness obviously.)