Today, I woke up early and rushed to work to get to our first weekly safety meeting. I was the only one that remembered. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, after being a few minutes late to work a few times this week, I left the house super early this morning. When I got to work, security hadn’t unlocked the doors yet, so I waited in my car, where I ended up falling asleep and sleeping through most of my entire morning shift. FML
Today, after waking up in a panic since I slept through my alarm, I hurriedly got ready and started speeding to work. On the way, I texted my boss to apologize for running late. His response? "It's Saturday." FML
Today, I had to wake up at 4am because my boss set an important business meeting for first thing in the morning. After making sure everything was ready, I went to work. My boss ended up oversleeping and moved the meeting to tomorrow. FML
Today, after waking up in a panic because I was running late for work again, I realized I was fired for that exact reason the day before. FML
Today, I woke up an hour and half late to work, sleeping through nine alarms, then fell and injured my knee going into work. I'd forgotten my work ID and door card, and misplaced my coffee mug. It's only 9 a.m.! FML
Today, I finally got up early enough to get to work on time. I arrived 15 minutes early only to realize that I'd left my work laptop at home. Ended up being 30 minutes late. FML
Today, I went to bed early, feeling responsible. At 2 a.m., I woke up in a panic because I forgot to set my alarm. While fixing it, I actually turned it off completely. I overslept, missed work, and proved once again that I should never trust myself. FML
Today, I was late for work and sprinted to catch the elevator. I made it just in time, only to realize I was in the elevator alone and had just dramatically dived into it for no reason. FML
Today, I was yelled at and almost fired for showing up "late" to work. I was the first one here. FML
Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML
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Dave_Davington 33
I guess you could say that it was safe to sleep in after all.
Lobby_Bee 17
You're one of those kids that remind the teacher about the homework that needs to be handed in, aren't you?
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Comments (5)
Dave_Davington 33
I guess you could say that it was safe to sleep in after all.
Lobby_Bee 17
You're one of those kids that remind the teacher about the homework that needs to be handed in, aren't you?
DavyJoe 13
Why are people downvoting this?It's clear that you didn't actually mean it
RichardPencil 30
“Safety First” is such a cliché and overrated anyways. Rock that “Safety 43rd (between Casual Friday and Automated Hand Dryers)” slogan!
davecross 11
Didn't you get the memo that meeting was cancelled!
Wadlaen 23
Well, then at least you're safe!