Today, my cheating ex-boyfriend was offered the job we both interviewed for. I helped him with his cover letter before I found out about the affair. I've been unemployed for almost two years. FML
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Today, I went for a job interview. I'd resigned at my current job and applied for somewhere closer to home. They hired me on the spot, and as I was leaving, I saw my abusive ex-boyfriend working in the store. So… now I'm working alongside my ex who abused me for two years. Time to apply elsewhere. FML
Today, the girl my ex-boyfriend cheated on me with had a job interview at my place of work. If she gets the job, she'll be my manager. FML
Today, it's been 4 years since I cheated on my boyfriend and we broke up. I've moved on within those four years, but I found out the reason I have such a hard time getting a new man now is because my ex, who still works the same minimum wage job, still goes out of his way to tell everyone he knows about our breakup. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend doesn't want me to get a full-time job, despite us needing the money. He's scared that I'll cheat on him with one of my coworkers, to get back at him for doing it a few years ago. I never knew he cheated on me. FML
Today, I got turned down for my dream job. Why? Because my ex phoned the company and told them how bad I would be for the job. He phoned me and said, "Now you know how it feels to be turned down." We dated for 2 weeks, 11 years ago. I'm now married and haven't spoken to him since we broke up, so I guess he's been stalking me. FML
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I learned of my girlfriend’s affair with her coworker. And by coworker, I mean my long-time friend, who we helped get a job at her work in the first place. FML
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kmeidienne 0
The cover letter doesn't get the job, it gets an interview. The interview gets the job. The best candidate won.
ulicksam 0
He didn't get the job because of a cover letter. He's obviously more qualified for the job so YDI.
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Comments (49)
Summera 2
OP probably doesn't have a 'golden radio voice'. ;)
whippymcdumb4zs 0
don't listen to anything they say, don't be nice, go buy a bunch of rifles,pistols, and shot guns, then annihilate all that inhabit the office building. bring a camera and do a live web show :D
phear46 0
Read this one before...... get something original.....
kazzz23 0
Well if you helped him, why not take your own advice and do the same.
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Peanut butter.
Vasin_fml 15
^ I agree, there should have been more peanut butter.
dani22097 0
well there must have been other people interviewed so YDI...
heyred 11
No good deed goes unpunished.
Jake91 2
Umm a cover letter wouldn't get him the job.
ulicksam 0
He didn't get the job because of a cover letter. He's obviously more qualified for the job so YDI.
RedPillSucks 31
That's what I was thinking, unless she helped him make stuff up on the resume and lie in his interview. Then she would still deserve it.
Ninjafriends 1
No kidding. As important as the cover letter may be, you also need the accompanying resume and interview performance. On a side note, not securing some sort of a job for 2 years is pretty bad.
ImACat_fml 7
ninjafriends, your comment was presumptuous and rude.
reddwarf_fml 0
so who u living off of. two years no job. cone on.....