Today, my cat decided to hide in the garbage can so he could get a free trip outside, but was too fat to climb all of the way inside of it. He got stuck half-way in. It took me ten minutes to get him out. FML
LyraAlluse tells us more.
LyraAlluse 25
He got stuck in one of those oddly shaped bathroom trashcans. And it was his tail end that got stuck, so he was sticking out of the trashcan like a jack-in-the-box. Because the can was oddly shaped it was hard to figure out how to get the cat free and make it as humane as possible. Also, the cat kept trying to roll around in the trash can because he thought it would help. My cat isn't the brightest crayon in the package but he is pretty funny.
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MACARONInCHEESE 10
If it fits it sits
TabooSushi 24
... The only thing that surprised me about this is that it took that long to get him out. How did that happen? If he was only halfway in, I'd think you could just grab him and lift him out. Or gently tip over the can and dump him out.
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Comments (108)
deusmorae 3
YDI for owning a cat, the stupidest creatures in existence.
deusmorae 3
Go **** yourself whoever moderated my comment. If was not off-*******-topic you dumbass piece of shit!
xPeytonson 7
Why didn't you just tip over the can?
KatyLarae 13
Even if it doesn't fit it sits
chelseaalise 12
I love fat kitty cats! !!
titoski 5
what's the point in having a "comment" tab if FML personnel have a problem in how I express myself , now you're saying I need to bow down to you too? this is 'murica. FML is beginning to be a pg13 site. by the way, doesn't the F in FML stands for F**k? I say "Good day to you sir"
rawlings123 17
There is no possible way that it takes that long to get the cat out of the garbage. Just pick him up...
ztress 10
Damn, good thing he got out before the garbage truck came
Fayre95 4
sounds like something my cat would do
theonecasey 27
Lol fat kitty
Radtastic 9
why didn't you just put the rubbish bin on it's side?.