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By Musicfan - 12/08/2011 02:30 - United States

Today, my car was broken into, and they stole all my CDs, but left my daughter's Black Eyed Peas CD behind. I'm pretty pissed about the theft, but almost glad to see that the delinquents in my town have a decent taste in music. FML

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By Eli - 14/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

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By Donezoo - 08/01/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 21:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I got into my car and realised that my CDs were no longer in my glove box. According to the police, the random key code for my car type has been cracked, and thieves can now let themselves in whenever they want. The manufacturer says they can't do anything about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, both my car and my father's car were broken into. They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, and multiple items of clothing. What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to help rip my radio out of my dashboard. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 04:58 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML

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By jarrettsorko - 23/08/2011 16:38 - Canada

Today, someone broke into my house. They stole my TV, DVD player and a few DVDs. However they only took about 2 out of 100 DVDs. Apparently that's how bad my taste is in movies. FML

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By unsurprised - 28/02/2010 10:51 - United States

Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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Smart criminals

By Annette - 27/11/2020 23:01

Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML

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lol0wnee 5

Friday 12 August 2011 9:19

I wouldnt take that shit either.

juwood 7

Friday 12 August 2011 9:22

And the thief keeps runnin, runnin and runnin, runnin, and runnin, runnin......

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DeVaughnS 5

Sunday 14 August 2011 3:09

**** y'all blackeyedpeas r awesome well will I am is awesome?

LittlestOne13 6

Sunday 14 August 2011 4:36

The Black Eyed Peas are the number 1 music group in the charts.

brunettegurly 0

Sunday 14 August 2011 5:30

I'm gonna throw up if youre a justin bieber fan.

Under_paid_Goril 4

Sunday 14 August 2011 8:26

Well atleast the people that robbed you of you possetions have decent taste in music...

sydneyaval 9

Monday 15 August 2011 7:47

black eyed peas are amazin.

iZombiez 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 0:10

Peopl still buy CD's??

NASSASSIN 4

Thursday 18 August 2011 17:46

You know what probably happened? Your daughter did it so she wouldn't have to listen to your music anymore.

sassie8055 6

Sunday 21 August 2011 7:15

I like the black eyed peas.

Splayd 10

Tuesday 18 October 2011 20:53

Agreed, completely. If one likes the Black Eyed Peas, he simply has no love for music.

Roogie100 2

Wednesday 1 February 2012 11:13

man get a grip your daughter has clearly stolen your cd's.

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Same thing different taste

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