Today, my brother slapped me across the face with a piece of raw chicken for not liking his Instagram post. FML
shavednipples tells us more.
Hey y'all! Just to clarify, my brother is the same age as me (we're twins). When I told him I wasn't going to like his post (it was just a video of a fireworks show), he took a chicken breast and slapped me. We were preparing chicken for dinner that night, so it was already out and thawed. I did end up getting salmonella, however, I'm not sure if it was from the slap or from eating the chicken itself at dinner. Either way, it was shitty. Also, about my username, I use it for a lot of social media accounts and I've had this account for a while. I know if you don't have an account, you can choose a name to post it under and it usually has to do with the post, but that wasn't the case here. Cheers!!
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alexis83188 24
Have you considered liking the picture? Is his next picture of you getting slapped with said piece of chicken? So many questions
arielmr116 18
Is your brother 12?
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Comments (74)
JordynnLorraine 4
WELL YOU SHOULDVE LIKED HIS ******* POST YOU GENITAL WORT
Hunkapoo 19
I swear I've seen a similar post like this before
kittyromeo 4
Nice
XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14
Lmao you guys are like Drake and Josh
Whitemamba12 6
lol, i moderated your original post were you mentioned getting salmonella.
shavednipples 22
yeah, for some reason the fml team took it off. maybe they thought it was irrelevant or something.
Yastafari 16
This sounds like something a character off iCarly would do. Like Sam slapping Gibby with a piece of raw chicken & end up eating that said piece of raw chicken lol
Surraucus 14
was it too much of a poultry task for you to like his post?
dannnngthatsux 19
Duel I say. 10 piece buckets at 6 paces!
porkchop14 5
greatest thing I've ever read!
AMcM_fml 21
That's..... aw-foul.....