Today, my brother slapped me across the face with a piece of raw chicken for not liking his Instagram post. FML
shavednipples tells us more.
Hey y'all! Just to clarify, my brother is the same age as me (we're twins). When I told him I wasn't going to like his post (it was just a video of a fireworks show), he took a chicken breast and slapped me. We were preparing chicken for dinner that night, so it was already out and thawed. I did end up getting salmonella, however, I'm not sure if it was from the slap or from eating the chicken itself at dinner. Either way, it was shitty. Also, about my username, I use it for a lot of social media accounts and I've had this account for a while. I know if you don't have an account, you can choose a name to post it under and it usually has to do with the post, but that wasn't the case here. Cheers!!
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alexis83188 24
Have you considered liking the picture? Is his next picture of you getting slapped with said piece of chicken? So many questions
arielmr116 18
Is your brother 12?
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Comments (74)
2C0OL4SCH0OL 17
Wow people these days. You should've given him a piece of your mind at least.
FitFriday 32
OP "slaps twin brother with brain"
thejonac 21
contemplating your username
StickyPickles 33
POW!!! Meatslap bitch
Anti_Sora 31
That was a very fowl thing to do.
Bleublancrouge_fml 13
That was a raw-gh reaction.
yerawizardlizzy 27
This is one of those FMLs where I just sit back and wonder how people like this exist.
mds9986 24
Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...
yerawizardlizzy 27
Okay, phrased badly. I meant how do people come up with a thought process of "This person didn't do what I want. I'm going to slap them in the face with a chicken as punishment"? How does that thought process exist? Better?
FitFriday 32
You don't think about it
Saso_fml 35
Shavednipples? Your name is more hilarious than the fml itself, but raw chicken is disgusting, sorry you had to experience that
Emmaray 16
What about being slapped with raw chicken would possibly make you want to go like his Instagram photos in the future? Your brother has flawed logic (read: is a pain in the ass).
bonermonkey 31
sounds a bit immature and kind of stupid? but that's brothers I guess.
anarchymaniac 22
You'll eventually find it