Today, my brother slapped me across the face with a piece of raw chicken for not liking his Instagram post. FML
shavednipples tells us more.
Hey y'all! Just to clarify, my brother is the same age as me (we're twins). When I told him I wasn't going to like his post (it was just a video of a fireworks show), he took a chicken breast and slapped me. We were preparing chicken for dinner that night, so it was already out and thawed. I did end up getting salmonella, however, I'm not sure if it was from the slap or from eating the chicken itself at dinner. Either way, it was shitty. Also, about my username, I use it for a lot of social media accounts and I've had this account for a while. I know if you don't have an account, you can choose a name to post it under and it usually has to do with the post, but that wasn't the case here. Cheers!!
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alexis83188 24
Have you considered liking the picture? Is his next picture of you getting slapped with said piece of chicken? So many questions
arielmr116 18
Is your brother 12?
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Comments (74)
juicy_extasy 25
Hahahahaha this is awful. Sorry OP
limegreenpoopie 31
Man this generation has gone down the toilet...
lfrider92 21
Sounds like you should have liked his picture....
midge777 12
It's kinda sad that people get upset when they don't get enough likes on a picture of something
Tarlachia 33
Most people would think to slap you with a trout or salmon. He must've been thinking that in light of unavailable fish nearby to utilize, salmonella was a suitable option.
FitFriday 32
Flashback to the Amanda Show
SystemofaBlink41 27
So he just had a piece of raw chicken lying around in order to discipline you? I'm doing life wrong...
gosh_mate 30
Ewwww so unhygienic
Jryan952015 7
Looks like you've been chicken slapped. Next time like his Instagram post
Hann0rslovsu 21
that's friken hilarious
daz18m 15
Better then been turkey slapped.