Today, my brother slapped me across the face with a piece of raw chicken for not liking his Instagram post. FML
shavednipples tells us more.
Hey y'all! Just to clarify, my brother is the same age as me (we're twins). When I told him I wasn't going to like his post (it was just a video of a fireworks show), he took a chicken breast and slapped me. We were preparing chicken for dinner that night, so it was already out and thawed. I did end up getting salmonella, however, I'm not sure if it was from the slap or from eating the chicken itself at dinner. Either way, it was shitty. Also, about my username, I use it for a lot of social media accounts and I've had this account for a while. I know if you don't have an account, you can choose a name to post it under and it usually has to do with the post, but that wasn't the case here. Cheers!!
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alexis83188 24
Have you considered liking the picture? Is his next picture of you getting slapped with said piece of chicken? So many questions
arielmr116 18
Is your brother 12?
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Comments (74)
hardcorefan16 22
Just like his photo then
millie14225 31
that's gross, but funny as hell!
Ladisa 28
Is the username somehow related to this FML?
shavednipples 22
Hey y'all! Just to clarify, my brother is the same age as me (we're twins). When I told him I wasn't going to like his post (it was just a video of a fireworks show), he took a chicken breast and slapped me. We were preparing chicken for dinner that night, so it was already out and thawed. I did end up getting salmonella, however, I'm not sure if it was from the slap or from eating the chicken itself at dinner. Either way, it was shitty. Also, about my username, I use it for a lot of social media accounts and I've had this account for a while. I know if you don't have an account, you can choose a name to post it under and it usually has to do with the post, but that wasn't the case here. Cheers!!
xChaos 29
This is the first time I heard of someone getting salmonella. At least it wasn't from eating cookie dough
Anti_Sora 31
Your brother might be a little bit of a like addict be warned it will soon have side effects of tiredness nausea and fatigue if he doesn't get a like.
worldclassrager 41
I thought shaved nipples had to do with the chicken breast...so it fits
uglytwin 15
Twins? Best sympathies, my friend.
higgysaurus 18
#53 chickens don't have nipples.....
lexa1love 16
I believe he meant the term breast made him think of nipples, even though chickens do not have nipples.
BadKitty13 28
WTF ???
alfalfalaffa 17
You're brother should have taken a picture of that moment. It likely would have been a more interesting post.
stargirl3498 15
*sniff sniff* smells like a lie
Ilovelife93 9
Oh gosh, OP!!! I'm sorry to hear that your brother is such a douche!!! I'd punch him back!!! ahaha
SeviOz 6
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worldclassrager 41
Sibling rivalry at it's finest..