Today, my boyfriend took me to his grandfather's funeral. At the reception, his family members insist on hearing me play piano. After getting positive reactions, I dive into one of my favorites, Rustle of Spring. In 2 seconds everyone bursts into tears. That was Papa's favorite too. FML
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Same thing different taste
Play 4′33″ by John Cage
Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML
Today, during my grandmother's funeral, my talented ten-year-old son found the church organ and began playing Smells Like Teen Spirit. FML
Me me me
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Celebrate!
Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played for his grandma and grandpa. I announced over the microphone for his grandparents to come to the dance floor for a special song. Turns out his grandparents have been dead for over a year and the song was supposed to be in dedication. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, I had my final piano performance. There is a guy in my class who constantly tells me I suck at piano, so I was looking forward to watching him play badly since he never practices. Instead, he played the most beautiful music that would make Mozart weep. He got a standing ovation. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my son and I attended my mother's funeral. It was the first time he'd been to such an event, so to ease his grief and distract him, I turned on Max and Ruby when we got home. He quickly broke into tears; apparently, it was the episode where Max and Ruby prepare their grandma a special birthday gift. FML
Grief and lies
Today, I attended my boyfriend's funeral. His entire family never accepted me and hadn’t spoken to him in 4 years. I had to listen to his brother give the eulogy, and every word out of his mouth about my boyfriend was a lie. They barely knew him, yet I could only sit in the back of the church, alone. FML
Bad omen or what?
Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML
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tamoomoo 0
If I was his family, I probably would have been touched. So don't feel too bad!
tick_tock 0
Don't feel bad, I'm sure they will appreciate it a little later. It's okay.
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Tim3 0
that is probably the one you should've started with idiot.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Don't worry, I'm sure it was a good thing. Like a couple of other people have said, they probably thought it was sweet. I'm not one to cry at funerals (even for my own family), but I'm sure they appreciated it. No FYL needed.
SynysterV17 3
don't sweat it the family probably appreciated it
kt20 0
This is so not an FML!
funnynesh 10
Like, totally!
wordgirl 0
This is not an FML. This is actually nice. They will always remember that you played their loved one's fave song at his wake/funeral/whatever.
lbdancing 2
I agree with most everyone else, more of an homage and something nice. Who would vote this on the site as an FML??
wordgirl 0
Today, I went to my grandfather's REPAST and my boyfriend played the song that broke up his 40 year marriage to the love of his life. Everyone sat there in stunned silence and then started to leave. The entire place was empty inside of five minutes, and they now HATE my boyfriend. I really love him. FML. Now THAT'S what would have been an FML.
Broekemania 0
Sounds like an ordinary day to me. No way this is a FML.
AnaMaree 0
How the heck is this a FML? YDI for posting this non-FML.
Timismaster 0
how come this FML gets posted, but my sucking a mouse up in my goddamn vaccum, and then having it chopped by the blades inside ISNT?! i had to clean that shit out! im only 13! wtf?!