Today, my boyfriend took me to his grandfather's funeral. At the reception, his family members insist on hearing me play piano. After getting positive reactions, I dive into one of my favorites, Rustle of Spring. In 2 seconds everyone bursts into tears. That was Papa's favorite too. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Play 4′33″ by John Cage
Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML
Today, during my grandmother's funeral, my talented ten-year-old son found the church organ and began playing Smells Like Teen Spirit. FML
Me me me
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Celebrate!
Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played for his grandma and grandpa. I announced over the microphone for his grandparents to come to the dance floor for a special song. Turns out his grandparents have been dead for over a year and the song was supposed to be in dedication. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, I had my final piano performance. There is a guy in my class who constantly tells me I suck at piano, so I was looking forward to watching him play badly since he never practices. Instead, he played the most beautiful music that would make Mozart weep. He got a standing ovation. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me at my grandma's funeral. FML
Today, my son and I attended my mother's funeral. It was the first time he'd been to such an event, so to ease his grief and distract him, I turned on Max and Ruby when we got home. He quickly broke into tears; apparently, it was the episode where Max and Ruby prepare their grandma a special birthday gift. FML
Grief and lies
Today, I attended my boyfriend's funeral. His entire family never accepted me and hadn’t spoken to him in 4 years. I had to listen to his brother give the eulogy, and every word out of his mouth about my boyfriend was a lie. They barely knew him, yet I could only sit in the back of the church, alone. FML
Bad omen or what?
Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML
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tamoomoo 0
If I was his family, I probably would have been touched. So don't feel too bad!
tick_tock 0
Don't feel bad, I'm sure they will appreciate it a little later. It's okay.
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ztc14gk 0
FYL for bringing back fond memories of the families recent loss. How on earth is this on fml when she actually did something kind for the family. In fact you should be very grateful that the song you chose just happened to be the grandfather's favorite. Imagine how much his family likes you now.
marleesharpie 0
That's not really an FML... it's beautiful, actually.
kristindabomb 12
Such a stupid "FML"
jj1234 0
least you were invited. mine didnt even tell me his grandpa had died, i found out through his friend. fml
adaberardbemis 0
honestly thats kind of cool. because in no way would you have known that it was his favorite but yet you play it at his funeral i agree with # 4 its poetic. I'm sure if he was a ghost at his own funeral standing in the reception he would've been smiling at that point. like in some weird hollywood movie
Me27 0
Heaven forbid anyone actually feel anything at a funeral. It's like you were meant to be there, look at it like that. You probably did them good. It's something you and they will remember forever.
were_giraffe 2
#1 - that's exactly what I'm thinking. You were at a man's funeral and played his favorite song. That just makes me tear up because I think that's beautiful... it's ok that they cried... it's a funeral. they're probaby thinking the same thing i was... "His favorite song? How did he know? Oh that's so beautiful *cry cry*".... to me it sounds like you made it even more special for his family
Doopliss 0
So? That's kind, and probably brought back great memories.
Shirschfield 0
that sucks!
JavaAnyone 0
to #24, #14 was obviously being sarcastic