By plantfood - 06/08/2011 06:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML
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Top comments

AgentSmith79 9

I've never heard of a dirty circumcision...

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FMLandurstoo 9

To make him happy just say "Damn!"

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MrPositive 0

I just threw up in my mouth a little

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SpankyMcThrust 6

Welcome to the internet, we suggest you Google meatspin, lemonparty, and kids in a sandbox to get yourself started. Enjoy your stay.

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everybodyluvsMEN 0

Flames... YOU DO NOT WANT TO *scarred for life*

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alliegraywords 13

I don't know meatspin and kids in a sandbox, but I guess that sometimes ignorance is a blessing...

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MrPositive 0

I was reading this with my girlfriend and she asked what a circumcision was. I couldn't spit the words out before mental images came into my head and my gag reflex was the only thing I could respond with.

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SpankyMcThrust 6

Wow, I successfully... shocked someone? I feel so accomplished. Also, KiaS is my favorite. ;3

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Cjob 3

Sounds like you have a keeper :) not everyone is lucky enough to have a capable doctor with a steady hand..

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perdix 29

You mean you know what a raggedy-assed circumcision looks like?

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mk58 31

OP circumcises penises for a living. That's how she knows.

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perdix 29

mk58, that's a tough way to make a living. People in that profession don't charge fees, they only take tips. Thank you and good night! Tip your waitress and drive safely.

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TylerOMFG 7

Perdix, you are a funny man. :) To the fml, that would be very awkward for the man but ahah the OP was speechless :D

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genesisnirvana 11

I've been trained to prefer mutilated dicks

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btown99909 0

well that's fine as long as you didn't say "that's a deep forest"

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mk58 31

It means that you haven't undergone it yet.

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

it's when they cut off ur dick duhh

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stewpididiot 11

GTS !!! Google that shit, son !!!

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floridagrl12 0

Does ur dick look like it has a turtle neck on the doc cuts the extra skin off

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ctlnaaia71 8

u don't know what that is? u r from a different world, or u r too young or u r simply stupid!

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Fairiesdoexist 2

The tip of the weenie is cut off as a baby to avoid UTIs as an adult an so on.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

It's the removal of the foreskin. Good grief..

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Btw 21 if u haven't been circumcised yet go get circumcised by the way I described it o.o it will help us all in the future who don't know what circumcision is when they are 13

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katt_is_here 24

All you 11 year olds need to gtfo. This section of this site isn't for you.

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

This app is for 17+ or mature peeps

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Toxic_Kiwis 0

That's actually hilarious. xD

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indiablue 4

Now all I can think of is pulling out a penis in "show and tell" in kindy. FML.

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plebeianFelix 5

circumcision is when a tiny spaniard sails his ship all the way around the world of your penis

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