Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, it dawned on me that the most romantic thing my husband has done in the last three years, was a put a wedding ring on his xbox avatar. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
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Top comments
bobsanction 18
Oh boo ******* hoo. He obviously loves you enough to propose. Quit being a selfish bitch.
the4starr 3
COD I'm guessing ? :S
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Comments (220)
mexipunker 0
Boyfriend: Will you merry me? Op: Oh yes yes I will Boyfriend: (stands up) Well my job is done here. (walks away)
CiaranPM 0
Well what did you expect him to do?
lidemocr 0
get used to it... that's how marriage works!!
FarSide 23
At least he has his priorities straight.
chels8387 0
The only reason I like COD, is because it took all the whiney 16 year old little kids off of Halo: Reach.
tillytill99 0
that was easy.
ashseal 11
Aww I'm sorry. that sucks :(
lostfaithinpppl 19
I'm not sure what the problem here is. What exactly did you expect him to do OP? Stop with your overbearing romantic crap and come down to reality. He already gave you a "perfect" proposal, as you said so yourself. Stop whining. You sound annoying.
mav1986 1
hey, a man has his needs.
cassey419 0
and......at least he proposed