Today, my boyfriend of 6 months said he wasn't going to break up with me, he was just going to stop touching me. FML
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Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
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Domonator 16
Translation: Today my boyfriend told me he's gay. FML
PurplePigeon 0
This made me laugh. I personally think there's more to this, like he kept trying to touch you and you kept freaking out or something. He still likes you, he's just sick of hearing you bitch & moan. This is all just my theory behind why he did what he did.
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Comments (108)
VooDooXII 0
At least you know it isn't strictly physical?
wreckchaser 0
swallow
jpinpoint 0
Hopefully you break up with him and touch someone else infront of him. What a douchebag.
CuttinCowgirl 0
wow hes not worth it
sallen0046 4
You deserve it for trying to remain in a relationship with someone who obviously does not want to be in a relationship with you.
ambiebambie 0
wow
WTFreversed 5
didn't he say he has a freaking halo?
ken12317 7
thats got to hurt
ghillieman 0
dump his dumb ass
fullmetalshrimp 0
what's the use of being in a relationship if there's no intimacy?