Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
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Comicmischief 0
The internet has taken over.
justaquietghost 0
Oh wow. FYL. that's almost worse then being dumped via facebook, although I'm not sure. a lot of people are going to say ydi because you chose to date him in the first place... But I don't think anyone deserves facebook relationship status changes before real life relationship changes...
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calicokitea 0
I find this not so FML. Y'know, it was a different surprise, something he probably thought you would like, and a way of announcing it to all your friends at the same time. Perhaps he should be saying FML because he asked someone to marry him who couldn't appreciate what she was given, no matter how it was expressed. I feel sorry for him, as a matter of fact.
bitca 0
This shows a major lack of maturity on his part. I highly doubt he can handle this sort of committment if that's how he goes about asking. And the people saying 'at least he asked' are most likely the girls planning an elaborate wedding before having a groom. There are too many comments on here hating on women though. I'm female and it disgusts me that so many girls are more excited to walk down the aisle than about who they are planning to spend the rest of their lives with. Not all women want a flashy ring, way of engagement, or outrageous ceremony, but that doesn't mean they should accept the least amount of effort either. A ring isn't important to me and I think there's a variety of ways to show that you love someone and want to commit without it or even a wedding, but you have to at least be able to see that your partner is on the same level emotionally. I'm not getting that from this proposal.
Zabaoth 0
TBH, I think people shouldn't be engaged until the way the proposal happens becomes trivial. I know I wouldn't do what your bf did, but maybe he has a different personality, that's for you to judge. IMO, if you're expecting him to be romantic and all and he's not that way, you're being the asshole, not him. Maybe he has a sarcastic sense of humor, and thought that it was original. I mean, he didn't write it on the wall with his own feces or anything. It's not that big of a deal.
bigwillydurkan 0
i think thats like a real original way to do it, got you by supsise, what more do ya want??? lol
see_all 0
he probably just thought he was being really adorable :/
milkradio 0
Why the **** would anyone propose and NOT BE THERE to see the other person's reaction? ******* stupid. He probably thought he was being really cute -_-
biochemist 0
I proposed to my wife first over phone. Yuck. It was nobody choice. Immigration service made me to do it; they did not want to let her again into the country where I was staying. Life is never easy. We are together over 10 years!
Luauauauaua 0
I think that's really cute!
fuckerlife 0
hahahah that sucks so much.
akula123 0
I think it's actually kinds cute... Means he likes u a lot and is kinds shy