Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I got engaged to my boyfriend of three years. I made the announcement on my status on facebook so people would congratulate me. The only response I got about my engagement was from a girl I knew saying; "Umm, he didn't tell you he was cheating on you for three years with me?" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
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Comicmischief 0
The internet has taken over.
justaquietghost 0
Oh wow. FYL. that's almost worse then being dumped via facebook, although I'm not sure. a lot of people are going to say ydi because you chose to date him in the first place... But I don't think anyone deserves facebook relationship status changes before real life relationship changes...
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Comments (321)
that_guy_you_are 0
LOL n00b. You've got a happy future ahead of you, OP.
GotMurph 0
That blows.
whereisbob_fml 0
instead of expecting him to propose why didnt you do it yourself instead of obey stupid gender boundrys??
Sinful_Kisses 0
Ouch, this is the same way I found out me and my boyfriend had started dating. Damn facebook addicts
turdburgers 0
Decline.
asdfghjkl333 0
wtf? he asked you to marry him. thats a damn good way to do it to. he was going for the whole suprise suprise type thing. ur a bitch....
jorolynn 0
hahahahahahahahahahaa haaaahahahaaaa ahahah that's how i want my boyfriend to propose to me
migessa 0
Ewww L for # 271, if u want ur guy to purpose to u like that there is something wrong with u
CallMeTheHunter 0
YDI for dating such a tool!!!!
Nerdfighter 0
Am I the only one who thinks it's sad how everyone now thinks this guy is a tool or a loser? Am I the only one who thinks its sad that half the people suggested to only say yes if there was a ring involved?? Do we live in such a material world that a guy deserves to be dumped because he didn't use a ring? We know nothing about this dude. Maybe he can't AFFORD a ring. I'm sorry, these comments just made me lose a little bit more faith in humanity.