Today, my boyfriend informed me that the mother of his children, from whom he is not divorced yet, is moving back into his house because she broke up with her boyfriend and has nowhere to go. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 8 years moved in with two other women. He's spent the past 2 years telling me he can't afford to move out of his parent's house. FML
Today, I found out that after moving in with my mother and her boyfriend into his place two months ago, she's breaking up with him, and leaving me stuck with him. Awkward. FML
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d have a surprise for me when I got home. The surprise was he’d moved out, dumped me, and cut me off from his share of the bills, because he’s not interested in marriage and babies. I can’t afford the rent by myself so I’m going to have to move back to my mother's. FML
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend I was taking my kids to my mother's until he has decided if he wants to carry on being a boyfriend and stepfather. While we were gone, he apparently realised how good his life could be without us, and dumped me. I fucked up. FML
Today, after my relationship ended in a shambles, my partner finally moved out and we were broken up, now, just as I started talking to others and feeling OK with being alone, she revealed that the break was temporary and that she has to move back in temporarily. FML
Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend just moved in with his mom. They've been in my face knitting and baking bread together. FML
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perdix 31
I believe the technical term for that woman is, um, . . . wife.
cradle6 13
Come on y'all. I know most of you have never been through a divorce (neither have I) but when you have kids with someone, you'll have a link to them for life. Not an emotional one necessarily, but literally you're going to have to interact with them a lot as long as your kids are minors. If you're uncomfortable with your boyfriend interacting with his soon to be ex-wife, then end it now, because it's not ever going away.
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Comments (182)
desireev 18
I can not say it enough!! You should not be "dating" a MARRIED man!!! Ya shoulda waited for the divorce papers to start dating him!! I am shocked to see so many people okay with the fact that a girl is upset with her married boyfriend is giving the mother of his children a home!!! What is wrong with the world today??? Marriage means nothing to anyone anymore!!!
superficialheart 11
This happened to me, they ended up getting back together, which was okay because sometimes its for the best. His kids needed a family, the worst part is that he still says he "loves" me and often sends me gifts and reminders of what we had.
gatorkiss 0
Run unless you like the show sister wives then you will feel right at home
wittygirl 8
Get a new boyfriend. He's not worth your time..
alexxss_fml 10
It's both a fyl and you deserve it. Sucks that you are stuck with her and their kids. But you deserve it for even being with a man still married. That's a big no no, and a definite headache.
Livlifefunny 1
point goes to your sisters boyfriend
ohmandapants 17
^Why the **** are you getting so bent out of shape about this? CHILL THE **** OUT. You know, OP's boyfriend's soon-to-be ex wife was not only dating someone else, but she was living with someone else, yet you have nothing to say about that. You don't know the situation, not everything is black and white.
bizarre_ftw 22
Offer up your condo/apartment, it'll be fun (for you, not her, I suggest you start booby trapping)
OsirisFaction_fml 5
That's pretty much entirely your fault.
Nikelopez 11
Threesome anyone?????