Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
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Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
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KaylaKiwified 0
I'm going to say you're incredibly stupid here, and YDI. And HDI, too. He should've remembered something like that, and maybe put it in something you aren't allergic to, like roses, or something. And why didn't you just throw it in the trash? Do you always throw things down the garbage disposal first?
too_much_fun 0
But still...why would he hide the ring in something he knew you were allergic to?
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Comments (373)
EvilLilCupcake 10
ungrateful bitch, at least he cared enough to get you SOMETHING.
ADoG07 11
Haha you just ruined your ingagment
Pret 8
Engagement.
hiLife808 0
I don't see how this is an FML. It's more like f*ck his life because he's the one that spent all that time and money to get the engagement ring only for you to throw it into the garbage disposal. I can imagine his FML being something like this: "Today, I gave my girlfriend a fancy chocolate candy. She got upset because she is allergic to chocolate and threw it into the garbage disposal. I was planning on proposing to her. The engagement ring was inside the chocolate. FML."
cvz 0
You fucken dumbass bitch
angelayla 17
Wow way to freak out because he forgot. You could have politely reminded him. Then he most likely would have come up with another plan for proposing. But no, you throw a pms fit, destroy the gift and probably devastated the poor guy. You deserve it. Bitch.
Pret 8
Cockiness.
i_was_here498 0
Wow! He shouldn't have done that since you are allergic to chocolate anyways... But that was so cute though!!!!
Bemilu 4
You overreacted, its all your fault. Next time, dont kick a gift horse in the mouth..
THEsuperMANLYman 10
YDI for being too emotional
foreverdice 5
You're such a bitch, OP. Guys forget things, it's not like he's never made a mistake before. Besides, the gesture was meant to be very sweet, and you're just a spoiled, hot-tempered bitch. I hope he dumped you and made you pay him back for the ring AND the chocolate.