By Juiced - 26/09/2012 18:46 - United States - Denver

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend excitedly showed me his new juicer, and used up all the fruit in the house making new concoctions. It was adorable until later on, in the middle of getting frisky, he asked if we could go to the grocery store to buy more fruit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 528
You deserved it 3 383

Same thing different taste

Top comments

redhedsaysrawr 18

Your love life sounds like something from a TV show...

Maybe he wants to eat it off your lady-parts (:

Comments

wow, your boyfriend gets hard by a juicer. making you should make mixer noises while in bed

ElishaisSexy2016 9

Lol I would have said "let me play with ur banana first." ;)

The_F3rris 11

Might as well get something from your investment and open up a smoothie shop.

I really don't get what's so wrong. Some people, even my fiance and I, talk about things during sex. Unless he wanted to stop and leave immediately without finishing I see no issue...

mookiemookie01 24

It's a great passion to have

briskyourself94 3

If you ask me this whole thing is bananas.

lolatyofail 0

Don't mess with a man and his juicer xD