By Anonymous - United States
  Today, my boyfriend and I went to the store to buy oranges and pick up a pack of condoms. When we were at the checkout counter, my boyfriend happily told the cashier, "The only way we can have sex is if we squeeze oranges all over our bodies." FML
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  VeganVampyre  |  26

61- No, you don't. The boring/ annoying/ cranky people far outnumber the funny/ entertaining ones most days. However, today one of my customers said "Well it must be spring, your hair is changing colour! Looks just about ripe!" (I have pinkish red streaks in my hair) which was pretty amusing.

By  pbonham  |  22

Well we all know who's going to have nightmares tonight... ME!

By  Pandasawr  |  10

Your boyfriend shoulde kept that to yourselves :c that must be super embarrassing. The cashier probably thinks your both weird now. Sorry OP!!

By  23Z9TZO  |  18

Pretty sure cashier would be able to understand a joke..

  VeganVampyre  |  26

I'm a cashier, and if it was me I would seriously be wondering if he actually meant it. You get a lot of strange people, and hear and see a lot of strange things, working cash in a grocery store so you never know. Could have been dead serious.
This is why we have the website "the customer is not always right" :P