Love: Today, my boyfriend diagnosed me with scoliosis. During doggystyle....

By lilycollins - 16/09/2013 04:28 - Morocco - Casablanca

Today, my boyfriend diagnosed me with scoliosis. During doggystyle. FML

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Tripartita 44

Tuesday 24 May 2016 18:03

Normally, I advise people to hold out for boyfriends who can perform CAT scans during oral sex, but scoliosis diagnoses during doggy style are also pretty impressive.

Levi2411 41

Tuesday 24 May 2016 17:56

At least you know he's paying attention. Props to being able to study your back so well while multi-tasking.

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vampire9545 5

Tuesday 24 May 2016 22:24

a man that appreciates curves

shitstorm28 11

Tuesday 24 May 2016 23:23

that was so bad it was good.

ssnow_fml 20

Wednesday 25 May 2016 2:35

At least you know about it now.

sirdannyboy1 20

Thursday 26 May 2016 13:03

That doesn't sound very pleasuring.

NoseToNose 13

Friday 27 May 2016 3:25

The significant other should be paying more attention to satifying you than the curve of your spine.

penpal33 7

Saturday 9 July 2016 11:03

Of all the things going through his mind ... he came up with that? Seriously you need to find a new boyfriend!!

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