Today, my boyfriend came over with a broken engraved bracelet that I paid 50 dollars for. I was angry but when I stated, "I'm going to call them and get a new one!" my boyfriend said back to me, "No it's okay, I didn't really like it anyways." It was for our two year anniversary. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, I went to Tiffany's to exchange a bracelet my boyfriend had given me for our year anniversary. It was the first gift that he actually spent money on me for. The sales lady then told me that the bracelet was not a real Tiffany's item. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years donated his promise ring at the temple for it to be used to construct the idol's feet. The problem is that I made that ring for him from scratch and he didn’t even have it for 2 months. He was excited when he told me, and doesn’t understand why I’m upset. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
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Top comments
vwtim 0
maybe he just not into wearing bracelets?
mintcar 10
Some guys aren't into wearing bracelets and such. You should already know by now what he likes and doesn't like.
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Comments (142)
Judus_beej 0
guys not allowed to like it? op you've never had a present you didn't like? wow you must be the easiest person in the world to please.
Zebidee 9
It's very rare that I read an FML and think "So?", but you've managed it. Firstly, an engraved bracelet? What is this, 1985? Also, $50? Assuming the engraving was - what - $15?, that is a pretty cheap piece of jewellery. Even if neither of those things were issues, so what if he doesn't like a gift? Think hard about why he didn't already own one.
Heazie 0
Maybe he didn't want to be a ****** and wear jewelry? Sensible man, I say.
Griggy 0
He's a guy... Did you really expect him to want jewelry?
BrownSugar_fml 5
Never buy men jewelry! Next time just blow him.
aylin495 0
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Allstarr23 1
YDI for getting a guy a bracelet
Tgo19053 15
$50 on an engraved bracelet? And you didn't expect it to break?
lidemocr 0
well he's not a goodfella :)
aback 5
A guy's usually happier with fellatio.