Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
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akiro525 3
what a jackass
Ligerie 0
Why would he try that hard to be mean? Did you cheat on him?
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Comments (284)
blondie2476 9
You should have said something along the lines of, " oh thank god I was gonna break up with you anyway but thank you," and then go make out with some random guy in front of him
Elizabeth_Scholt 18
So sorry, miss. :( Men can be so heartbreaking. :/
doglover100 29
That is messed up.
tarbaby6193 6
One of the funniest fmls I have ever read
Skylae 14
Well he's childish
bman54950 15
******* LOL sorry OP either he was a douche or you deserved it but at least its a good story for the grandkids one day yeah?
thecman25 14
What is wrong with you guys maybe OP did something to the guy to make him break up with her that way
snazzymcwho 21
Better off without that loser. What kind of douche never takes his gf out?
Roseberry3 12
Wow. Take heart... He has to live with himself.... It is an awful curse to be him! I am sorry he hurt you so,badly on the way out. See a therapist. Find a good one. I doubt that this is the first hurtful thing he did to you. It will help you heal and put it behind you. If you ever need to talk.... Message me.
Cyrus00 41
That was childish. In these situations. REVENGE! ... but nothing too bad obviously