Today, my boyfriend and I were wondering whose extra spare key was on the counter when we came home. Turns out it's his ex's and she returned it, while neither of us were home. We're still taking inventory to see what's missing. FML
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Today, I was back home from work drinking coffee when I heard someone open the door with a key. It was my boyfriend, who obviously didn't expect to see me home. We don't live together, and I never gave him a key. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
Today, I was staying over at my boyfriend's house, sleeping in his sister's room while she is away at college. I left my necklace on her dresser. When I came back, it was gone. His mother saw it there and thought it was her daughter's necklace. She hid it so I wouldn't "steal it". FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Today, my girlfriend left for basic training. I went to say goodbye to her at the airport. Only after I walked back to my car did I realize that she still had the keys. My extra set was back at the house, locked in. FML
Today, my roommate asked me for help finding her wallet because it’s been lost for days. I helped a bit, but it never turned up. I left to go to my boyfriend’s house as I'd planned. Guess whose wallet I found laying on the ground next to his night-stand? And why it was there… FML
Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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Top comments
giantsfan2010 23
She probably shouldn't have had those keys in the first place...
rieebee 23
Creepy way of returning the key, but she would have to be really stupid to take anything, considering you know she was the one who was there.
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Comments (88)
ostfaiz 18
might b she was courteous n humble enough to return u thos pairs unintentionally, respect her
sempisaviour 17
The Grammar Nazi in I thinks that your spelling is nowhere short of asinine.
SMHsohard 22
If you're going to unleash your inner Grammar Nazi, make sure it knows what it's talking about; "me" not "I".
WhatsYOURname6 25
If there wasn't something dodgy about his woman she would have either left the key in a safe place with a note or contacted him about it. Normal. NOT invade their space and privacy, that wasn't necessary.
bombielol 20
maybe she planted a bomb somewhere ;)
Just_A_Tree 20
And maybe you should't suggest that your daughter kill herself for accidentally losing her friends book.
Just_A_Tree 20
I screwed up again! It was fake her own death rather than telling her friend. Not actually killing herself. Sorry for the mistake.
Sakuraashita 15
Wrong FML, #18...
enginsteve 17
shhhhhh!
sempisaviour 17
Huh?
theaccountant 10
First thing I did was change my locks when the ex moved out
mellyski 25
I have a house key in my handbag and have no idea who it belongs to, I'm too scared to throw it out in case someone asks for it. But now I fear I may fall into the crazy category if I remember where it is from and try to return it. I feel awkward.
gracehi 33
I think you need to reevaluate your life if you have a house key and don't remember who the owner is.
Saikon1357 25
Change your lock op. Ex may have made a copy of the copy
WolfyGrace 24
It's always good to be sure. You can never be too careful about these things...
somewizdom 15
Makes you wonder how many time has she been inside your house without your knowledge.
Aero_x 21
if I had a boyfriend that had a set of keys to anything and we broke up, that would be the first thing to get back. YDI to your boyfriend. OP, **** yours.
2ru 14
At least buy new tooth brushes. That was a very creepy move, she could have slid it under the door or something less unstable.