By Anonymous - 15/09/2010 23:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML
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schwancy 2
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How sweet of her to fancy up your house for your parent's visit.

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manforgot 1
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Ew, the herpes of craft supplies. Good luck cleaning that up.

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manforgot 1
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Ew, the herpes of craft supplies. Good luck cleaning that up.

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MissErikaHart 0
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I want my house covered in glitter!

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Tweety122888 0
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did u put a picture to show u got a man after getting buuurbed bad yesterday?

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MissErikaHart 0
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oooooh u wanna start too? ok, ya, that's my man and yes I put the pic on there for all to c. we are way hotter as a couple then u and ur man so idk what u even brought this up for. do u gotta pic of ur man up to prove that u can get one with ur fat ass? looks to me like he took one for the team or something to b with a lard ass like u

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jkgfdxb 0
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glitters a pain in the ass to clean. at least it looks sparkly right?

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3ddie_the_head 0
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Now your house has some extra decoration.

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rawrkatie2145 0
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Oh well! Atleast it's just glitter could've been much worse! Just clean it up and move on-but make sure you get your key back!

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ItsAUnicorn 27
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'just' clean it up. Have you ever even TRIED cleaning glitter up?!

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schwancy 2
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How sweet of her to fancy up your house for your parent's visit.

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bluecat_fml 0
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oh god, so f'in what, get over it!

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singer4life666 0
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Have her walk in her apartment to shit everywhere.

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FYLDeep 25
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I think you should have worded it as, "Today, I broke up with my girlfriend...".

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sourgirl101 28
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But you saying it that way sounds like "he's" the one that ended it. Perhaps she's the one that broke up and still decided to seek revenge?

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beetman5 4
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…what? listen to what you're saying.

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mahona_fml 0
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yeah, seriously. you don't get revenge on someone for breaking up with /them/

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wolfshadow 4
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No offense to women of course, but some are just insane.

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