By Anonymous - 15/09/2010 23:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML
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How sweet of her to fancy up your house for your parent's visit.

Ew, the herpes of craft supplies. Good luck cleaning that up.

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Ew, the herpes of craft supplies. Good luck cleaning that up.

I want my house covered in glitter!

did u put a picture to show u got a man after getting buuurbed bad yesterday?

oooooh u wanna start too? ok, ya, that's my man and yes I put the pic on there for all to c. we are way hotter as a couple then u and ur man so idk what u even brought this up for. do u gotta pic of ur man up to prove that u can get one with ur fat ass? looks to me like he took one for the team or something to b with a lard ass like u

glitters a pain in the ass to clean. at least it looks sparkly right?

Now your house has some extra decoration.

Oh well! Atleast it's just glitter could've been much worse! Just clean it up and move on-but make sure you get your key back!

'just' clean it up. Have you ever even TRIED cleaning glitter up?!

How sweet of her to fancy up your house for your parent's visit.

oh god, so f'in what, get over it!

Have her walk in her apartment to shit everywhere.

I think you should have worded it as, "Today, I broke up with my girlfriend...".

But you saying it that way sounds like "he's" the one that ended it. Perhaps she's the one that broke up and still decided to seek revenge?

…what? listen to what you're saying.

yeah, seriously. you don't get revenge on someone for breaking up with /them/

No offense to women of course, but some are just insane.