Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. When I got home from work, I came home to glitter. EVERYWHERE. Guess who forgot to get the key to his apartment back from his ex-girlfriend. The guy who's having his family over for dinner tonight. FML
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schwancy
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How sweet of her to fancy up your house for your parent's visit.
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manforgot
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Ew, the herpes of craft supplies. Good luck cleaning that up.
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manforgot
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Ew, the herpes of craft supplies. Good luck cleaning that up.
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MissErikaHart
| 0
I want my house covered in glitter!
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Tweety122888
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did u put a picture to show u got a man after getting buuurbed bad yesterday?
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MissErikaHart
| 0
oooooh u wanna start too? ok, ya, that's my man and yes I put the pic on there for all to c. we are way hotter as a couple then u and ur man so idk what u even brought this up for. do u gotta pic of ur man up to prove that u can get one with ur fat ass? looks to me like he took one for the team or something to b with a lard ass like u
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jkgfdxb
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glitters a pain in the ass to clean. at least it looks sparkly right?
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3ddie_the_head
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Now your house has some extra decoration.
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rawrkatie2145
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Oh well! Atleast it's just glitter could've been much worse! Just clean it up and move on-but make sure you get your key back!
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ItsAUnicorn
| 27
'just' clean it up. Have you ever even TRIED cleaning glitter up?!
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schwancy
| 2
How sweet of her to fancy up your house for your parent's visit.
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juilly_fml
| 3
lol! :D
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siggy34
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lol
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bluecat_fml
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oh god, so f'in what, get over it!
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FirstBornUnicorn
| 0
Interesting.
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singer4life666
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Have her walk in her apartment to shit everywhere.
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FYLDeep
| 25
I think you should have worded it as, "Today, I broke up with my girlfriend...".
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sourgirl101
| 28
But you saying it that way sounds like "he's" the one that ended it. Perhaps she's the one that broke up and still decided to seek revenge?
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beetman5
| 4
…what? listen to what you're saying.
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mahona_fml
| 0
yeah, seriously. you don't get revenge on someone for breaking up with /them/
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wolfshadow
| 4
No offense to women of course, but some are just insane.
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Jackiess22
| 0
funny